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I Ate At McDonald's

  posted by Mark Lyndon Pautz, Friday, December 8, 1995

Putrid bile, vile heartburn shit.
Oily, greasy tasteless crap.
Insipid, limp-wristed rain-forest destroying cow-pat.
Artery clogging, cholesterol saturated cud.
Cloying, soul destroying, denatured cardboard indigestion.
Silicon coated, teflon tainted American plastic.
Have a nice day.
Vomit warmed up, spewing forth, choking unable to breathe.
Sandblasted, sanitised french fries from hell.
Dizzy spells, packaged smell, feel unwell, puke.
Why the fuck did I go back to Mc Donalds?

 

  I ate a Big Mac by mistake on my first visit to Brno.
  Written while suffering acute heatburn agony as a consequence.
  December 8, 1995
  Prague, Czech Republic.





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