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Collective Drinks

  posted by Mark Lyndon Pautz, Wednesday, June 14, 2000

Etienne said "I can sense another collective document coming on" and he was right! The following collective nouns were contributed by Donald Massyn, Charles Reeler, Etienne Posthumus and Mark Pautz...and possibly some other drunken bums!

A gaggle of G&T's
A swarm of screwdrivers
A herd of rum & cokes
A club of scotch & sodas
'n Kakhuis vol Klipdrift
A hurling of Heineken
A barfing of Becherovkas
An amnesia of Absinths
A blerts of Black Labels
A clutch of cocktails
A murder of bloody marys
A heartburn of Castles
A vomit of Vodkas
A tizzy of Tequilas
A shipwreck of Brandy on the rocks
A drowning of Dop-n-dam
A dronk of Old Browns
A suip of Sherry
A walg of Witblits
A verve of Vermouths
A jigger of Jack Daniels
A spit of Spiders
A bloody klap of Blue Caracou
A burp of beers
A foray of XXXX's
A headache of Wallbangers
A burp of beers
A froth of Fosters
A Chunder of Chianti
A puke of Pimms
A hangover of Harvey Wallbangers
An armful of Amarula's
A trommel vol Tassies
A mumble of Merlots
A chunder of Chardonnays
A catatonia of Clarets
A suip of Sauvignons
A choke of Champagne
A crass of Caine
A yee-haa of Jaegermeisters
A spew of ciders
A piss-up of Piscos
An "IpromisenottotalksomuchREALLY" of Red Bulls
An upchuck of Ouzos





All credit to the Creative Writing Collective for the design concept and inspiration!