Ants Invade Brisbane!

Yea there's a major problem in Brisbane, and it's a complete fucking disaster - they found non-Australian ants! O fok! Never mind the plight of the Aboriginals! Or the lost/stolen generation! Never mind that petrol now costs more than ever before!

Never mind that the Aussie Dollar has hit its all time low against the US Dollar! Or that it has lost 10% to the SA Rand in the last month!!! Never mind that our tax money is going towards paying dole for 400 000 ex-New Zealand fucking dole bludgers! Never mind that the whole world is slowly being infected with foot and mouth! Never mind that soon we will be seeing the Israelis donnering the Arabs live on TV every morning! Never mind that the maximum speed allowed is 110 kph!

Nee fok tjom, these foreign ants are serious! They are beating up the Aussie ants and soon the entire fabric of Australian society will collapse. We are expecting a recession not experienced since the early 30's because of this. In fact this will probably cost John Howard the government (mind you, that's no big loss; a plus factor actually). Problem is who will take over? Kim Beastly? If possible, that's even worse! O woe is me!

Ag nee, come back Nelson, all is forgiven! And bring a couple of those little red SA ants with you. They will fuck up both sets of ants in Australia!